Trainee...Please

I think that i could become a trainee mod.
Here are my reasons.

• First, I would come here much more often and post alot.
  
• Next, I think that this forum is very well made and is very fun to come on.
  
• Third, I have been friends with donkey since we started talking on Lakitu's forum, and before that as bloggers.
  
• Fourth, I hate club penguin now and want to be part of a forum that does not worship Club penguin or people that play it.
  
• Fifth, I have never had a infraction ever on any forum. In other words i follow all the rules.
  
• Sixth, I love to be random and this is just about the only place i can do that!
  

I know I dont have much experience as a mod exept on some small forums like Nooh1's, but I hope i can start off here as a trainee. Like Donkey said, "We all have to start out somwhere".

Thank you Donkey and staff for reading my application. I hope you see my points and pick me as a trainee.
Thanks again,
Badger

Thank you much donkey. I promise all the things above.

Yes I know. If i would become a trainee, this would be my first forum, not chewits.